Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bed Bath and Beyond

So one day I'm shopping at Bed Bath and Beyond and this employee comes up to me...

Employee: "Can I help you find anything?"
Me: "No, I'm good, thanks"
I return to whatever I was looking at and out the corner of my eye I see him brighten up like a little kid on Christmas morning. In the back of my mind I'm thinking sh*t and try to walk away quickly. But he cuts me off my path and starts to sign to me...
Employee: "are you deaf?" as he's signing to me
Me: "......no......."
The employee's face quickly turns from an overly excited kid to the face of a kid whose new Christmas toys were taken away by the Grinch
Employee: "are you sure?" as he continues to sign
Me: "yes I'm sure"

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